Being the Brat
Don’t get your hopes up to high

Don’t get excited for something. Because you will talk about it, and in your mind set it  not as a possibility, but as the outcome. Then once it doesn’t happen the way you want, you kinda feel empty.

Why I hate relationships
Girl: Ugh, why can't I find a nice guy who's single? Just someone-
Me: Let me stop you right there. You know that I'm a nice guy
Girl: Yea.... but...
Me: If I wasn't nice, you wouldn't be talking to ME about your issues
Girl: But what I mean is-
Me: And I'm sick and tired of you saying you want a nice guy, then dating the closest douche.
Me: You always turn down nice guys, and always date these ass holes, and cry about them using you
Me: I've loved you since first grade, and god dammit if this wasn't just a dream, I'd kiss you-
Me: Wait, did I just say...
*Wakes up*
No Mas!

No Mas!

That awkward moment when you trip:

laughingstation:

You will laugh out loud!